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October 30, 2023

lokiago:
cauliflowergnocchidyke:
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
certified iconic post

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October 14, 2023

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

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September 24, 2023

virginiewoolf:

Fortesa Latifi, from The Truth About Grief.

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September 20, 2023

arson-nyanthem:

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September 20, 2023

strudel-and-creme:

esidisimpreg:
airyairyquitecontrary:
robinsherman:
spoopy-kanaya:
bundyspooks:
In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:
Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web
“Wizard, The”
This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.
The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way. He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.
@wizerdmedgic
Oh,to be a government appointed wizard and abolish old fashioned gender roles

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September 18, 2023

legsloveless:

plaguedocboi:
plaguedocboi:
theboboshow:
plaguedocboi:
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

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September 10, 2023

tryworks:

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

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August 29, 2023

baylen: